106 Easter puns that are eggs-traordinary

Get ready, Peter Cottontail is on his way!

Everyone's favorite rabbit is putting the final touches on Easter baskets and getting ready to come hopping down the bunny trail to deliver all sorts of eggs-citing treats.

Did you catch our Easter pun right there? If you did, you'll undoubtedly be egg-static to learn that there are plenty more ahead.

In fact, we're pretty sure that among the Easter jokes and corny puns gathered in the list below, there are at least a couple that'll, well, crack you up.

You just can't help but laugh, because much like a funny dad joke, everyone loves a silly pun. And given it's the season of egg-delivering bunnies, Easter bonnets and cute baby chicks, the pun possibilities are paws-itively endless.

We can practically guarantee that when it comes to funny jokes and dumb one-liners, you're bound to find eggs-actly what you need right here and, dare we say it, that's no yolk.

Whether you use one as an Instagram caption or send a few as Easter wishes to friends and family, we've got enough puns to keep you and your crew rolling in the aisles from brunch right on through dinner.

And when people ask why you're telling so many funny Easter puns, you can reply, "Because that's just how eye roll."

You're welcome.

Cute Easter puns

• It's Easter, hop to it!
• Easter eggs: Not all they're cracked up to be.
• This Easter story has a hoppy ending.
• Peep-a-boo!
• Wishing you a hare-raising Easter.
• I'm so eggs-cited and I just can't hide it.
• And they lived hoppily ever after.
• Does my hare look alright?

• Anybunny else excited for Easter?
• We're all just one, big hoppy family.
• Show me the bunny!
• You and I are just two peeps in a pod.
• Official member of the eggs-ploration team.

• Eggs-pert Easter Egg hunter.
• Chick this out!
• Watch out, I'm about to go off the peep end.

• This Easter egg hunt is over-easy.
• Happy Easter to ewe.
• I can't eggs-press how excited I am for Easter!

Short Easter puns

• Easter Sunday: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
• You put a hop in my step.
• Hey there, hop stuff!
• I think you're ear-resistable.

• Dyeing eggs: Easter said than done.
• Did somebunny say “Easter”?
• Don't worry, be hoppy.
• You're egg-ceptional.
• That's all yolks!
• Not coloring eggs this year? Omelette that slide...this time.

• I'm egg-static over Easter.
• Prepare to dye. (Kidding.)
• Have a happy Easter, for Peep's sake.

Funny Easter puns

• What do you call a gossipy rabbit? A busy-bunny.
• What's the best way to send an Easter greeting? Hare mail.
• Why don't rabbits live very long? They're on burrowed time.

• Did you hear the story about the sugarless jelly beans? It's bittersweet.
• What do you call a rabbit with an encyclopedia in its jeans? Smarty pants.
• Did dinosaurs celebrate Easter? No, silly, they were egg-stinct.

• Two chicks went to a party. They had one shell of a time.
• Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
• What did one chocolate bunny say to the other? You make me melt.
• How does Peter Cottontail deliver all his eggs in one night? I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.

• Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because wallpapering them is impossible.
• Did you hear about the jelly bean that went to college? It wanted to be a Smartie.
• What do you call a group of rabbits walking away from you? A receding hareline.

Easter Bunny puns

• What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip Hop.
• Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from work? He was having a bad hare day.
• What's the Easter Bunny's favorite game? Hopscotch.
• How does the Easter Bunny travel from one place to another? By hare plane.

• What does the Easter Bunny use to style his fur? A hare dryer.
• How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had egg-sperience.
• What do you call an Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
• Why did the Easter Bunny take a nap? He was eggs-hausted.
• What does the Easter Bunny say when he gets home from work? "Hello, anybunny home?"

• What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold.
• Why did the Easter Bunny visit the salon? To cover its gray hare.
• How does the Easter Bunny leave a movie theater? Through the eggs-it.
• How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray.

• What did the Easter Bunny say when introduced to the tooth fairy? I've never met herbivore.
• Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
• How can the Easter Bunny afford to bring so many gifts? He's a million-hare.

• What sport did the Easter Bunny play in high school? Basketball.
• Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From egg plants, of course.
• What kind of rabbit delivers Easter eggs to fish? The Oyster Bunny.
• Where does the Easter Bunny live? Nobunny knows.

Easter egg puns

• What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.
• Why did the Easter egg see a therapist? It was having an egg-sistential crisis.
• Why do Easter eggs have such good skin? They eggs-foliate.
• How do you know if an Easter egg thinks you're funny? It cracks up over your yokes.

• What did the Easter egg say at the end of the comedy show? That's all yolks.
• How do Easter eggs stay in shape? Eggs-ercise.
• Why doesn't anyone want to be an Easter egg? Because they're always dyeing.
• Why didn't the egg come out of its room on Easter? It was a little chicken.
• Which Michael Jackson song do Easter eggs refuse to listen to? "Beat It."
• What do you call an Easter egg from another planet? An egg-stra terrestrial.

Chick puns

• The plot chickens...
• Chick out my Easter eggs!
• What do all the hens do on a Friday night? Watch a chick flick.
• Let’s dance, chick-to-chick.
• Did you hear about the arguing chicks? They were walking on eggshells.

• Did you hear about the chick that went to jail? It was a bad egg.
• You're one funny chick.
• Did you hear about funny chicken? It was a real comedi-hen.
• How can you tell if a chicken’s the boss? There’s a pecking order.
• Why don’t chicks play baseball? Too many fowl plays.
• Why did the chick leave home? It was time to fly the coop.

• What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.
• Did you hear about the haunted chicken coop? It had a poultrygiest.
• I wanted to wish you a happy Easter, but was feeling a little chicken.
• What’s a chick’s favorite song? “Can’t Help Fowlin’ in Love.”

Spring puns

• What do trees say when spring arrives? "What a re-leaf."
• Why is everyone so tired on April 1? They just finished a 31-day march.
• What did summer say to spring? "Help me, I'm about to fall."
• What did the tree saying to the spring flowers? I'm rooting for you.
• Why did the robin go to the doctor? It needed tweetment.

• Can February March? No, but April May.
• Why was the flower late to work? It stayed in bed.
• Why did the tree fail the quiz? The questions left it stumped.
• What did one flower say to the other? "What's up, bud?"
• Can gardens kiss? Only if they have tulips.
• How can you tell when a flower is joking around? If it's pollen your leg.

• How do bees get to school? On the buzz.
• What flower roars? A dandelion.
• What did the big flower say to the little flower? Be-leaf in yourself.
• What do you get when you cross a tulip and a dog? Collie-flower.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.