Even if you aren't into all that mushy, gushy Valentine's Day stuff, you can still find an amusing gift to show your significant other how much they mean to you. And let's be honest, a funny Valentine's Day gift will likely leave a more lasting impression than flowers and roses any way.
Funny Valentine's Day cards
We’re suckers for a fun Valentine’s Day pun, like this comedic card that features an entertaining double entendre. On the front it reads, “We can still do it all night long” and on the inside, it shows a couple on the couch watching TV and saying, “One more episode?”
The perfect card for pet lovers, this funny Valentine offers a peek into the sleeping ritual of pet parents. On the outside, it features drawing of a bed with areas marked “My Side,” “Your Side,” and “Pet Zone.” The inside reads, "You have so much more of my heart than you have of our bed. Happy Valentine’s Day.”
Couples that love to laugh together always appreciate cheeky greeting cards. This one from Redbubble made us LOL with its hilarious message that reads, "You might be an idiot. But you're my idiot." If you fall for it too, it's also available as a postcard, sticker and poster.
Deadpool has a devilish sense of humor, and anyone with a strong funny bone will get a good laugh out of this pop-up card. On the front, it shows Deadpool (who’s basically invincible) with several arrows in his head and a word bubble that says “Love hurts.” When you open it up, Deadpool is holding a bow and arrow and has another word bubble that says, “...but you’re worth it!!!”
Funny Valentine’s Day gifts
If you think of marriage as an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo (we certainly do!), you'll totally relate to this expressive wooden sign. Whether you place it in the living room for everyone to see or keep it in your bedroom for your eyes only, you'll smile every time you see it.
Craving some sugar? All you have to do is ring this pretty purple bell when you want a smooch from your sweetie. The pint-sized bell measures 2.5 inches and rings nice and loud so your partner can hear it from anywhere in the house.
Breakfast lovers will adore these funny socks that feature two breakfast staples: eggs and bacon. The cute characters have fun messages like “Make today sizzle!” and “Look on the sunny side!”
You might not be bothered by your own stench, but your spouse certainly could be. Fend off any noxious bathroom fumes with this bestselling before-you-go spray in lavender vanilla.
Playful couples are always down for a competitive card game, and this one will give you hours of fun. It comes with hundreds of funny fill-in-the-blank cards and can be played with several of your friends or just the two of you.
Both funny and adorable, this set of magnetic socks will allow you and bae to have a special connection. The order comes with two pairs, each of which features 3D eyes and hands with magnets that attach when they're close together.
What says “I love you” more than a pair of boxers with your valentine’s face all over them? We can’t think of anything, to be honest. These ones come in 28 colors and can fit one or two faces.
Ready to drop a hint for your boyfriend? This bold doormat says it all and bears your boyfriend’s last name and the following message: “Eventually, he just hasn’t asked yet!”
Game on! Gamers will proudly sport this T-shirt on the most romantic day of the year. It reads, “V is for Video Games” with the word “Valentine” crossed out, and it’s available in six colors.
Eager to show your valentine just how much you care about them? Consider this funny mug that has a T-rex stretching his arms out wide. The dinosaur has a little word bubble that reads, “Love you this much!” Inside, it says “It’s more than it looks like.”
Have a hard time deciding what to watch with your significant other? This trio of dice will easily help you settle on what to stream when you can't come to a compromise. The set comes with three dice that roll 216 possible combinations and glass tube for simple storage.
Romance is great and all, but love is all about tolerance too, and this sassy mug totally hit the nail on the head with its relatable phrase that reads, “I tolerate you.” The dishwasher-safe ceramic design comes in classic and tall sizes, and it’s even cheaper when you buy it in pairs.
Any couple who met online will get a kick out of this punny stainless steel mug that reads, “You’re the best thing I’ve ever found on the internet.” The spill-resistant tumbler has a BPA-free lid and keeps drinks hot or cold for hours on end.
While it’s funny to joke about, we can guarantee that your significant other would never dream of requesting a refund on your love. To solidify the point and let them know you’re in it to win it, consider gifting them this fun engraved picture frame sign that reads, “I’m yours. No refunds.”
You know things are serious when you love your valentine more than your favorite food, and this shirt immortalizes that message. It reads, “I love you more than fries” and comes in 18 colors and sizes S-3XL.
Love is all about finding someone that complements you, and this couples' keychain set totally understands. The connecting pieces say, "We Just Fit," and can be customized with a special date like your anniversary or the day you first met.
Stuffed animals are great and all, but plush toys that dance and sing are so much better. This hip hippo belts out a parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back." "I like big hugs and I cannot lie! Never let a hug pass me by! You can give high-fives or cuddles, but please don't lose those hugs!" it sings.
Couples who are practically attached at the hip know how difficult holding hands can be when you’re wearing bulky gloves. Luckily, the brilliant minds at Uncommon Goods have come up with a genius solution: handholding mittens that fit two hands. The set also comes with two individual gloves so you can keep your other hands nice and warm.
Shopping for a single pal this Valentine’s Day? They’ll get a kick out of this interactive gift. The chocolate heart is decorated with crushed pretzels, cookies, candies and chips, and comes with a mini hammer to help them smash it into pieces.
Shopping for a lady who loves her wine? This cute stuffed puppy is a paws-itively perfect gift idea. It's wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Be Wine Valentine" and even comes with a mini wine bottle and glass.