It's Valentine's Day and love is in the air!
With so many Xs and Os floating around, we thought it would be fun to share some of our favorite heart-shaped puns inspired by the most romantic holiday of the year.
After all, what's better than celebrating February 14 than by sending your loved ones funny Valentine's Day wishes, dad jokes or posting a clever Instagram caption that's sure to put a smile on your followers' faces?
And if you don't mind us saying, we think this collection of Insta captions are sew sweet. In fact, they're spec-taco-lar, if we do say so ourselves.
Admit it, it's hard not laugh at a solid bad-but-good joke. To keep 'em coming, we've got an entire collection of V-Day-inspired puns that you're going to like — dare we say — berry much.
Need to caption a cute post for a friend? What about a food pun to write in a card? We've got both, along with funny animal puns, short jokes and pretty much everything else to help you add a little humor to your holiday.
Whatever you've got on the calendar this Valentine's Day, one of these love-filled puns is certain to fit the bill. And even though it's taken us a fair amount of brainpower to come up with this list of witty one-liners, we don't mind. It was a labor of love.
Valentine's Day puns for couples
- I love bee-ing yours.
- All I knead is you.
- Let's get this love par-tea started!
- You're shrimply the best.
- I love you more than pizza. Does that make me a weird-dough?
- Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
- It was lava at first sight.
- Love me Tinder.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
Valentine's Day puns for friends
- You're totally spec-taco-lar!
- You're sew cute.
- I love you so mochi.
- You whale always be my BFF.
- Your friendship means so matcha to me.
- I cherry-ish our friendship.
- Orange you sweet?
- Lime yours.
- Thank you berry much for being my friend.
- The s'more I know you, the s'more I like you!
- Thumb-body loves you.
Cute Valentine's Day puns
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- I’m not a photographer, but I totally picture us together.
- We're just like glue because we always stick together.
- You’re my natural selection. Love, Darwin.
- You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- You’re my Google. You've got everything I’m looking for.
- Yoda one for me.
- Don’t play heart to get.
- I can heartly wait to see you again.
- Life would succulent without you.
- Aloe you vera much.
- I lava you.
- Be my knight and I’ll Sir Render.
- I’ll never take you for granite.
- You’re the other half to my equation and then sum.
Valentine's Day food puns
- You’re simply the zest.
- I’m your biggest flan.
- We are mint to be.
- You make miso happy.
- You’re one in a melon.
- I cannoli have eyes for you.
- Don't you pho-get about me.
- I'd run away with you, but I cantaloupe.
- You're eggs-actly my type.
- Let’s give ‘em something to taco ‘bout.
- I know this is cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
- I’m berry into you.
- I’m so grapeful for you.
- Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.
- You’re my butter half.
- You’re one in a melon.
- Olive you so much.
- You make my heart beet.
- I love you a latte.
- You guac my world.
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
- Love you s'more.
- You hold the kiwi to my heart.
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
- You mocha me crazy.
- You’ve got me feeling deja brew.
- I cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
- Where have you bean all my life?
- You’re a-maize-ing!
Valentine's Day animal puns
- You a-moose me.
- Pugs and kisses.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to my otter half.
- Bee my Valentine.
- I feel sheepish saying this, but wool you be mine?
- You hold the corgi to my heart.
- With you, I’ll never be owl alone.
- I think you’re totally paw-some.
- Collie me, maybe?
- You’re bear-y sweet.
- You quack me up.
- I think you’re adora-bull.
- Do I love you? You bet giraffe I do!
- Ewe make me feel sheepish.
- You’re poultry in motion.
Punny Valentine's Day one-liners
- Did you hear about the spider engagement? They met on the web.
- Did you hear about the radios that got married? The reception was great.
- Did you hear about the two guitarists that got hitched? They were in a chord.
- Did you hear about the deer romance? They were fawning all over each other.
- Did you hear about the heart that broke the law? It was placed under cardiac arrest.
- Did you hear about the test tubes that fell in love? They had great chemistry.
- Did you hear about the rabbit that ate the wedding ring? It thought it was 24 carrots.
- Did you hear about the whale date? They went to the Orca-stra.
- What did one molar say to the other? We’ll be tooth-gether forever.
- What did one leaf say to the other? I’ve fallen for you.
- What did the rolling pin say to the dough? All you knead is love.
- What did one fruit say to the other? We make a great pear.
- What did one roll say to the other? Nice buns.
- What did one potato say to the other? I only have eyes for you.
- What did one banana say to the other? You’ve got appeal.
- What did one piece of bread say to the other? I loaf you.
- What do you get when two potatoes have a baby? A tater tot.
- Why did the four-leaf clovers break up? They didn’t want to press their luck.
- What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
- What did one shoe say to the other? You’re my sole-mate.
- What did one ice cream cone say to the other? You make me melt.
- What did one cherry say to the other? You’re so sweet.
- What did one Coke say to the other? You’re soda-lightful.
- What did one skunk say to the other? You’re so stinkin’ cute.
- What did one pickle say to the other? You’re kind of a big dill.
- What did one T-Rex say to the other? I think you’re dino-mite.
- What did one rabbit say to the other? Hoppy Valentine’s Day.
- What did one snake say to the other? You’re hiss-terical.
- What do porcupines say when they kiss? Ouch!
- Where do pigs post their relationship status? On Insta-ham.
