QOTW: "I'd give you a spanking, but you'd probably enjoy it."
Day of the week: Funday Monday
Spoken by: Kathie Lee
Context: The ladies showed a clip of Charlie Sheen's new Fiat commercial, which sees him zooming around his house in a tiny car before quipping, "What do I get for good behavior?" Well, a slap on the buns, if you're asking Kathie Lee. Apparently she hasn't quite gotten over the whole "tiger blood" nightmare, because she offered to administer some corporal punishment. It's sad it probably won't ever happen, because it sort of sounds like the most entertaining episode of "Two and a Half Men" ever.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. She would much rather spank Emilio Estevez.