If you want a piece of Jennifer Aniston's love life, line up folks because her teen crush is putting it up for sale.
So fans, if you've ever dreamt of owning a note written on toilet paper by a young future star, we'd like to introduce you to Jen's former teen pal Michael Baroni.
"She was a fabulous kisser," Baroni told Access Hollywood. "I saw her go into the kitchen to get a drink or something, I followed her in, shut the door and spun around and kissed her. That's when she wrote her number down for me with her lipstick, which was great. I love that!"
Indeed, Michael is doing much more than kissing and telling … he's selling.
That note is just one of several, including a love note or two that Michael says a 15-year-old Jennifer wrote to him during the summer of 1984, that will be auctioned off to the highest bidder on eBay on July 29.
"I contacted her agents on a couple of occasions and said 'Hey, I found this memorabilia and I found a love letter and some notes and things like that' and said 'Just tell Jennifer if she sees them or wants a copy of them, I'll send them to her,' and I never heard back," Baroni explained.
He also claimed that on one of those love notes, Jen was quite resourceful.
"She didn't have a birthday card for me," he continued. "She felt really bad for me so she ran into my bathroom and took out some toilet paper and wrote me a birthday love note."
Aww, what love. Michael, an attorney, said even at 15, Jen knew exactly what she wanted — to be a star.
And a few years later in 1991 during a phone conversation, she revealed her secret crush — Brad Pitt.
"As soon as I'd heard they were linked as a couple, I remembered the conversation I'd had with her years earlier. I thought it was fantastic. If she liked him, she obviously got her man," he added.
So is Michael worried about running into Jen now that he's putting these mementos up for bid? Not in the least.
"Maybe I'll bump into her some day," he concluded. "She'll either hug me or slap me. Who knows?"