What does Diddy have in common with president George W. Bush? Apparently, they're both responsible for Sept. 11.
That is if you believe a woman who's seeking a restraining order against the rapper as well as child support.
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Per court documents filed in Manhattan and obtained by E! News, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is accusing Diddy, real name Sean Combs, of a litany of extremely shocking offenses, chief among them that the hip-hopster was behind the destruction of the World Trade Center along with his ex-gal-pal Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King.
Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years old. In another allegation, she also accused him of harming her children.
"[Combs] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," stated Turks in a filing littered with spelling and punctuation errors.
But that's not all.
"He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily," she wrote.
Disturbing yes, but when you add the fact that Turks is seeking a whopping $900 billion in child support--paging Dr. Evil--and $100 billion for "loss of income," it's downright loony.
Which is probably why a judge has held off on issuing a restraining order and instead set a Jan. 31 hearing on the matter.
A rep for Combs was unavailable for comment.
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