OK, so the above title doesn't exactly come as a complete surprise.
But it's still kinda cool to hear it directly from two of the prettiest people on the planet...
"We're both not that social," Jolie reveals to Entertainment Weekly. "I don't think either one of us goes out of our house, especially in France. We're both locked away."
Which probably explains why, believe it or not, these two had never actually bumped into each other until they showed up to shoot their upcoming flick The Tourist.
In fact, to hear Depp talk about Jolie and her significant other, there's a sense that he gets his celebrity news and gossip just like the rest of us.
"So much has been written about Angie and Brad [Pitt]," he says. "They're sort of the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our era. I knew she was a big star, but I didn't know what to expect...."
The Tourist opens Dec. 10.