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By Sarah Maizes

Parents say the funniest things – especially on Facebook. And we love them for it.

Why? Because in the Facebook world brimming with page after page of over-the-top vacations and over-performing children, it’s easy to think you’re all alone in your insanity.

So we’d like to take a moment to give a shout out, an LOL, and an ROFL to the hilarious moms and dads who aren’t afraid to tell it like it is.

Here, are our picks for the funniest parenting Facebook status updates we read this week. Want to share your funniest parenting moments with TODAY? Just post them on our Facebook page at TODAY Parents, or tag us in your comments.We’ll pick our favorite to feature in our next installment!

1. What did you say?

Facebook/ PBJ and Chardonnay

2. Food inspector

Facebook/ The Jillist

3. Let's get physical

Facebook/ Modern Mommy Madness

4. Cream, sugar and...silence

Facebook/ Mom Babble

5. It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Facebook/ Suburban Haiku

6. A little testy

Facebook/ Sammiches & Psych Meds
Facebook/ Dad and Buried

8. Snow day hysteria

Facebook/ Confessions of a Mommyholic

9. Mission (not) accomplished

Facebook/ Housewife Plus

10. Found objects

Facebook/ Kelly Suellentrop

11. No takebacks

Facebook/ Rachael Koenig

12. What's for dinner?

Facebook/ Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine With My Morning Quiet Time?

Sarah Maizes is a parenting/lifestyle writer, comedian, and the author of several books including “GOT MILF? The Modern Mom’s Guide…” (Sneak a peek here! http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/got-milf-sarah-maizes/1112547920?ean=9780425239049) You can find her procrastinating on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/sarahmaizes and SUBSCRIBE to her blog at http://www.SarahMaizes.com/blog.

This article was originally published Mar. 6, 2015 at 12:39 p.m. ET.