Laugh along with the 29 funniest parents on social media this week

If it’s not a secret underground bunker with a strong WiFi connection and a drop box for food and wine deliveries, I don’t want it for Mother’s Day.

— The Michelle Dempsey (@MichelleDWrites) April 27, 2020

My tarot cards never warned me that I'd be locked inside to the soundtrack of a 3 year old doing the element call from frozen 2

— Healthy Living for Hot Messes (@HLFHM) March 30, 2020

Not to brag, but my teen not only practices social distancing, she practices family distancing too

— Go Ask Your Dad (@_goaskyourdad_) April 27, 2020

Friend: I’ve been so productive lately! Today I’m gonna organize my closet, color code my bookshelf and bake allllll the bread.

Me: That’s awesome. I’m gonna try to keep my phone from going below 20%.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 28, 2020

For someone who craves a simple life, I sure have created a difficult family.

— Mental Mama (@weedswildflowrs) December 2, 2019

To celebrate virtual spirit week we’re doing what we always do. Nothing.

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) April 27, 2020

[Homeschool Day 29]

We have started a new class this quarter called Anti-Social Studies, where the only requirement is not talking for an hour.

— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) April 28, 2020

My 4 year old came downstairs and asked me what his stuffed bunny did for a living. Over the next few minutes I guessed farmer, fireman, astronaut and race car driver until my son deadpanned, "he doesn't have a job because he's not real," while glaring at me like I'm an idiot.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 27, 2020

My 6YO has figured out that if she wants a snack all she has to do is grab one for me too and I’ll allow it. My husband has so much to learn from her.

— Not the Nanny (@notthenanny) April 27, 2020

Me: It’s not good to play roblox all day honey that’s called addiction
5yo: are you tweeting this conversation while it’s happening

— B O L L O C K S (@itsallbollocks) April 28, 2020

I don’t negotiate with terrorists until after my morning coffee, is something I have to tell my children on the daily

— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) April 28, 2020

Me Googling a new quarantine hobby: “Hobbies you can do while being interrupted every 2 minutes”

— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 25, 2020

I didn’t think 2020 could get much worse but our 3 year old has found a harmonica and a xylophone

— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 28, 2020

Homeschooling is tough. For example, today I had to tell my son he didn’t make our baseball team.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 29, 2020

Nobody has a better bedside manner than a kid who’s trying to get their sibling they just punched to stop crying before their parents hear.

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) April 25, 2020

My wife is mad because she got an 89 on my daughter’s science quiz.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 28, 2020

The only thing saving me while in quarantine is applesauce pouches, wine, and Jesus.

— Ashley Houser (@Seriousmom_shit) April 24, 2020

I just rewashed a load of laundry after forgetting it was in the washing machine, for the 3rd time since last week , and honestly it’s comforting to know that some aspects of my life haven’t changed at all post quarantine.

— Mommy Uncensored (@amomuncensored) April 27, 2020

Parents quarantine day:
- 33% drunk
- 67% thinking about alcohol

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 11, 2020