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Boston man offers to pose as living Elf on the Shelf in your home for $100 an hour

Sure, you could go buy a toy Elf on the Shelf like everybody else. Or you could hire this guy to dress up and sit on your mantelpiece.
/ Source: TODAY

You may want to measure the width of your mantelpiece before opting for this Elf on the Shelf.

According to a Craigslist ad posted last week, a Boston man is offering his services as a "Living Elf on the Shelf" for your gathering, party, holiday, or simple amusement.


A photo with the post showed the middle-aged man in full holiday garb, perched atop a fireplace just like Santa’s elfin scout, who, as most parents know, is tasked with spying on kids and reporting naught and nice behavior back to the North Pole.

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"For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event,” the ad says.

It adds that his services are “in high demand” so he requires 48-hours notice for any booking.

It’s signed, “Whatever you want my name to be,” a goof on how the real toys are always named by their owners.

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You gotta give these Bostonians credit: They've got the winter marketing market cornered, whether it be Christmas or a historic snowfall. (Remember the guy who would ship you snow?) has reached out to Mr. Living Elf, but he has not replied so far. It's possible he's busy sitting around.

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