Explainer: Brides and doom: 13 wedding disasters
Many women spend their entire lifetimes dreaming about their wedding day.
But could anyone ever imagine that bridal bliss could turn this sour?
We’ve found tales of women vomiting onto their wedding dresses, being catapulted out of horse-drawn carriages, swallowing their engagement rings and tangling with the police.
One bride even got hauled off to jail and had her mug shot taken — in her wedding gown.
Here are 13 — that’s right, 13 — eye-popping tales of nuptials gone awry.
Now that's a mug shot
Several things went wrong:
First, she apparently got intoxicated.
Second, she yelled obscenities and threw cake and vases at her new husband.
Third, witnesses told police that she “flipped out” when the bar at the reception stopped serving drinks for the night.
And then there was the obscene gesture at the police, the attempt to bite an officer who put her in the back of a police car and the moment when she kicked a police-car window out of its track.
Charges: breach of peace and criminal mischief. Fine: $90.
Get me off this island!
But because the couple had been given incorrect information about the Dominican Republic’s wedding waiting period, they had no choice but to wed three days earlier than planned without any of their guests present.
Then on the day of the reception, the bride, groom and many guests got food poisoning.
“I was so ill ... that I vomited outside the restaurant where we were eating three times and almost fainted,” the bride told the UK’s Evening Post. “It completely ruined what was supposed to be the best day of my life.”
Horse ran roughshod over her big day
But during the carriage ride to the church with her father, Clarke almost lost her life.
The horse got spooked and bolted, throwing the driver and his assistant from the carriage and leaving no one at the helm.
As the horse sped into the pathway of an oncoming truck, Clarke’s father pushed his daughter from the carriage and jumped out after her. Clarke was left badly injured with a concussion and covered with blood.
In January, six weeks after the accident, she eventually married her fiancé in a much more intimate ceremony.
“I had a life-changing experience,” Clarke told the Daily Mail. “It put into perspective for me that all of the fancy things, the posh invites and parties are not important. The only important thing is becoming Karl’s wife.”
Jilted bride throws party for retirees
Talk about a Halloween nightmare – initially, at least!
Teanne Harris' fiance stood her up shortly before their planned Halloween-themed wedding on Oct. 31, 2009. Harris, 34, of Illinois, tried to get her deposit money back from the reception hall, but she was denied because she made her request too close to the date of the event.
Crushed, she sat with her mom in the reception hall parking lot — and then she noticed the Asbury Court Retirement Community across the street. In a matter of minutes, an idea was hatched: Instead of hosting a wedding reception, Harris would throw a Happy Halloween party for hundreds of senior citizens.
The party was a huge hit. Harris also donated her bridal bouquet to the retirement community's chapel, and she made her way to Hawaii honeymoon destination on her own.
"I say good for her," Mary Eichenfeld, the retirement community's resident services director, told the New York Daily News. "I hope she finds a nice guy who deserves her."
Gimme those conga drums
Everything went fine until the reception, when the band stopped playing to give the DJ a turn.
Reyes got so frustrated that she “knocked over and damaged the band’s conga drums valued at $600, a speaker valued at $350 and other equipment,” according to the New York newspaper The Journal News.
A fight ultimately erupted between police and Reyes, her husband and their 21-year-old daughter. All three family members went to jail.
You may not touch the bride
Sure, the bride and the groom had endured their share of troubles. They had even been married once before, and she had once gotten an order of protection against him. But should that really stand in the way of their second wedding?
Well, when the pair tried to tie the knot in New York last summer, groom Timothy Cole was arrested and charged with first-degree criminal contempt for being too close to the bride.
The arrest probably wouldn’t have happened if Cole hadn’t quarreled with one of the wedding guests.
When police arrived, they recognized Cole from his previous arrests and his past clashes with the bride.
Want my dress? I'm not using it!
Nichols was devastated — but since the high-profile split, she's been bouncing back nicely. She started her own dance troupe and has been filmed for a reality TV show.
And she decided to make quite a production out of offloading the $10,000 wedding dress that she never got to wear. Her plan? To give the dress away to an essay writer who could explain how she "danced through life" and overcame adversity.
"I'm sure I could have sold the dress for a good amount of money," Nichols told the New York Post. "But I would rather give the dress to someone who would never have the chance to wear a $10,000 couture, one-of-a-kind dress."
Massive brawl wrecks lesbian wedding
When firefighter Vanessa Mayo married her partner, Gail Hines, at a civil partnership ceremony in England in 2006, she never imagined that the reception would turn so violent.
A male relative made a comment that got the people around him all riled up, and within minutes, about 20 guests were embroiled in a full-on melee.
Mayo wound up with a black eye, and the reception abruptly came to a halt.
She left sobbing as she headed off for her honeymoon in Turkey.
One of Hollywood's shortest marriages
The ceremony, part of a multiday occasion rumored to have cost $500,000, happened at sunset and was the stuff of fairy tales.
A mere 14 days later, the couple split. Rocky relations between Edmonds and Murphy’s mom were said to have contributed to the speedy breakup.
Gulp! I swallowed the ring!
In the end, he decided to hide the engagement ring in a Wendy’s Frosty milk shake and let her discover it.
She reached the end of the milk shake, and — uh-oh. No ring. It took an X-ray to make Whipple believe Harris’ urgent story about what had happened.
Once Whipple was in possession of the X-ray image of the ring inside her, Harris dropped to one knee and proposed.
Yes, Whipple did manage to retrieve the ring, clean it and wear it.Video: Milk shake proposal gone awry
What would you do if you learned your fiance was cheating?
Here’s what Kyle Paxman decided to do: She went ahead with her Vermont reception anyway and turned it into a charity benefit to honor strong women.
Money raised from the 2006 event went to the Vermont Children’s Aid Society and CARE USA.
A proposal to remember
Walling took Pellicani to the perfect spot earlier this year for the big moment.
“I got on a knee, said, ‘Will you marry me?’ opened the box, and it flew out,” Walling told TODAY.
He watched the ring fall to the roadway below, and then he acted fast by climbing down the bridge’s superstructure.
This sparked a suicide-jumper alert, but he managed to make police believe that he had no plans to jump.
After all that, he did retrieve the ring.Video: Fiance: Ring ‘fell out of the box’ on bridge
Those stone crabs can really get you
Mary McPhail of Ohio has one of those legendary wedding-day horror stories.
"We had our rehearsal dinner at the restaurant where my husband and I met, and as a surprise gift, they gave us this big, beautiful tray of stone crabs,” McPhail told LifeWire. “The next day, I had a very upset stomach but just attributed it to nerves.”
It turned out that she had food poisoning. At some point during her lengthy ceremony, she clamped her hand over her mouth. The priest quickly wound things up and sent the couple back up the aisle.
“We got to the back of the church and I just lost it all over my gown,” McPhail recalled. “It was a really small wedding, and everybody knew. I was mortified, but it was the highlight of everyone’s day.”
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