After tackling the issue of denim cleanliness, Kathie Lee and Hoda swapped "top this" stories on how long they go without changing sheets.
And frat boys they are not: Hoda says that her housekeeper switches out her linens once a week.
That's not enough for Kathie Lee, who revealed she prefers them freshened TWICE a week. Even Hoda thought this seemed excessive.
"Why?" she said. "What's going on?"
"Because it's guaranteed in the constitution, all right?" said KLG. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of clean sheets."
We'll let the legal scholars tackle that one. How often do you change yours?
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor who fears change.