Wednesday night, Alec Baldwin appeared on David Letterman and dropped his pants. Nothing could be seen beyond his seriously hairy legs, but Kathie Lee and Hoda were visibly traumatized.
Alec was ostensibly showing off his new, pre-wedding weight loss, but the ladies speculated that perhaps he was trying to draw attention away from his recent tussle with a photographer. Either way, they were not pleased with his methods.
"Nobody wants to see that," said Kathie Lee. "After a certain age, nobody wants to see your hairy legs!"
Letterman also took his pants off in a show of support, but he was no where near as, uh, hirsute as Alec. Then they showed a freeze frame. Good luck looking away.
Julieanne Smolinski is a TODAY.com contributor. When they invent time travel, she will go back and un-see this.
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