Earthquakes aren't usually considered a laughing matter, but on Tuesday night's "Late Show With David Letterman," the host looked at the lighter side of the recent short-but-shaky East Coast event with his top 10 "things overheard during the earthquake" list.
10. That was the scariest two seconds of my life!
9. It's lootin' time.
8. Hey, you forgot your champagne.
7. 5.9 earthquake, it would have been a 6.2 if it had a better lead-in.
6. These new Taco Bell chalupas are rockin' my world.
5. My hiccups are gone! My hiccups are gone!
4. Wheeeeeeee!
3. Call FEMEMA -- the Federal Extremely Minor Emergency Management Agency.
2. Damn, right in the middle of laser eye surgery.
And no. 1? Brace yourself.
1. Kirstie, stop with the jumping jacks.
Yes, that's right! Just one month after actress Kirstie Alley confronted Letterman over a long list of fat jokes he told in the past, he went there again.
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