Charlie Sheen makes no Promises. He apparently isn't a Betty Ford kinda guy. And you can forget Cirque Lodge.
So, how does that work?
Well, it means the treatment experts go to him.
Ex-wife Denise Richards has already been spotting driving to and from the gated property twice since Saturday, two days after Sheen landed in the hospital with severe stomach pains that has been attributed to an aggravated hernia.
"If you caught GMA today..FYI.. No 'adult film star' will be babysitting our kids!" Richards assured fans via Twitter today, after Jordan sat down on the morning show. Then addressing one questioner in particular, Richards added, "I think my kids will be proud how I have handled everything."
She and Sheen have two young daughters together.
Upon his release from the hospital, Sheen's rep issued a statement saying Sheen planned to return to work this week, but a few hours later he confirmed that the actor had instead "entered an undisclosed rehabilitation center."
As for the treatment-at-home, rep Stan Rosenfield would only say that federal law mandates that the actor's privacy prevails.
"In compliance with the national health privacy laws (HIPPA), no further information relating to Charlie Sheen's health or his rehab experience will be released without his written permission," Rosenfield tells E! News. "I can say that all of us who know Charlie care about him very much. We will support him in any we can in this journey, beginning by respecting his privacy."
Though, up till now, you can't exactly say that what's happened at Sheen's house has stayed at Sheen's house, but...we wish him the best.