/ Source: TODAY
We survived Halloween — or, more importantly, the day after Halloween. Grab a fun-sized Twix bar from your kid's stash and lean back, because your fellow parents are giving out laughs.
Try harder next time.
Simon?
Payback is real.
That will go well.
For real.
Productive day.
SO WEIRD.
"... that we have saved for you for 40 years."
Who are we raising?
Shhh. Say less.
Whoops.
MOM WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING?
There will be a murder.
Fail.
She needed it.
Pro tip!
Seriously?
*Shakes fist*
Blasphemy.
That'll do it.
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