A survival guide for royal wedding widowers

Two billion people are going to watch the royal wedding Friday, but let's face it, I'm not — and you're not, either fellow dudes. But don't play dumb. You know exactly what wedding we're talking about here because other people in your household happen to be very excited about said nuptials. In fact, these certain people (and I'm talking about your wife here) haven't been so excited about a weddi