Parents, we have a big week ahead of us. Take a break from spooky season, grab the bowl of candy corn and a pumpkin-flavored beverage, and take a moment to laugh with us. Costumes optional.
This is what to actually expect when you're expecting.
Don't overdo it.
Scary.
Maybe 38.
We don't make the rules.
The scariest.
Kids these days.
Am I having fun yet?
A caffeinated squirrel.
Totally get it.
Exactly.
No lies detected.
So glad I have that 1800s dress saved up for this occasion.
Weird.
You never know!
Every time.
That is a perk.
Maybe a churro if we're feeling wild.
Cannot relate at all.
Irreconcilable differences.
Accurate.
100%.
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