Why So Sad, Pretty Lady?
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If you had potholders on your boobs and oven racks on your hips, you wouldn’t be smiling either. (Chromat)
When Etsy Goes Horribly Awry
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Warning: Don’t drink and DIY. This is the result. (VPL)
Safety First
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The model is wearing a helmet because this outfit is a walking train wreck. (Haus Alkire)
Just Another Casual Friday
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Even Lady Gaga thinks this look is too much. (Rafael Cennamo)
What?! No Hat?
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The rest of the models were naked because this girl is wearing all the clothes. (Libertine)
Waxing Is So 2012
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We had no idea that Chewbacca designed LBDs. (Katya Leonovich)
Whiplash Chic
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The ornate Victorian cone stops you from licking your wounds...and eating like a human. (Anna Francesca)
Hey Girl, We Don't Want to See It Either
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This getup was inspired by the new erotic novel, 50 Shades of the Dining Room Wallpaper. (Alexandre Herchcovitch)
Your Worst Nightmare
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A bulky cable knit sweater and pleated pegged pants: Because every woman wants to look 50 lbs. heavier. (Delpozo)
Side Effect: Hairballs
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Don’t worry, no Muppets were harmed in the making of this coat. (Derek Lam)
Dustbuster
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How many mops had to die in the name of this knitwear nightmare? (Rodebjer)
LOLCats Couture
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Calico Catlady is the little known, least sexy Batman villain. (BCBGMAXAZRIA)
Grammy-Approved Full Coverage
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Stay tuned for the infomercial featuring this fancy Forever Lazy onesie. Hmm, is there a trapdoor? (Alexander Wang)
A version of this story originally appeared on iVillage.