Heading out on a ski vacation to Colorado soon? Have a little left over in your travel budget for some rather upscale room and board?
Well, if you've got an extra $18.25 million to spare, an Emmy-winning comedian is selling his 12-bedroom mansion on 26 acres in the exclusive resort city of Telluride.
Trust us, this house is not much ado about nothing, so why is the family man selling?
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Maybe Jerry Seinfeld and wife Jessica just wanted a house to flip.
The 14,200-square-foot residence and guest house (maybe that's where the marriage ref stays!) were completely remodeled in 2009, according to Denver's ABC 7 News.
Manicured trails crisscross the landscaped and wooded grounds, which boast rolling lawns, a creek, a hot tub and expansive outdoor living areas, including a 5,500-foot deck, with views of snow-capped Sunshine Peak and Wilson Peak in the distance.
Inside there are four fireplaces, an intercom system, gobs of storage space and a top-of-the-line kitchen.
The gated estate is located in a subdivision of Turkey Creek Mesa called Raspberry Patch and has its own private road.
And one more thing: The Seinfelds are offering the home fully furnished, so if you pee on their couch...it's yours.
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