It may be a new week, but it's the same old Sheenanigans.
In any case, Charlie Sheen's adoring--and, we hope you're proud of yourselves, unstoppably growing--public will be pleased to know that Mark Cuban is the latest media figure to step up and offer the actor what he is most in need of right now: more airtime.
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Cuban has enlisted the Two and a Half Men star turned Vatican assassin warlock to assist with programming on the Cuban-owned HDNet. And by assist with programming, he means be the programming.
On the heels of the not so well-received Sheen's Korner, cameras have apparently already started rolling (just try and stop them!) but on what, exactly, remains to be seen: whether Chuckles is working on a reality show, a talk show, an hour dedicated to the wonders of tiger blood, or something else entirely is unclear.
"We're trying to decide," Cuban told ESPN. "Right now, we're taping a lot of different things that he's doing"--who isn't?--"and we'll try to figure it out. It's still not 100 percent certain."
But it will be 100 percent winning.
"You've got somebody that everybody has a whole lot of interest in who's doing some interesting things, to say the least, and we always look for interesting programming by featuring interesting people doing interesting things," Cuban, a possible graduate of the Sheen School of Soundbites, said.
"We'll do something together, but it's not certain it will be a show. It'll come down to what he wants to do and what his situation is. We'll just figure it out from there, but it's a unique opportunity, I'll say that."
In so many ways. Sheen himself has already hinted at the partnership in tweets, but has devoted most of his 140-character missives to a much more important topic. Namely, his own greatness.
"fastball; #DogSpeed all," he addressed his followers last night/early this morning. "another record shattered. we gobbled the soft target that was 2.0 mil, like a bad of troll-house zombie chow."
Translation: after entering the Guinness Book of World Records for amassing 1 million Twitter followers in the shortest amount of time, Sheen's minions now top the 2 million mark.
" hey Guinness, might wanna start writing them in pencil. #checkit; you've been warned. C"