Vince Neil is many things. Screeching glam rock vocalist, party enthusiast, actor (what, you didn't see Police Academy 6: City Under Siege?).
But sadly none of those things ready a man for a minute and a half with a pair of skates and a slab of ice:
Which makes it somehow perfect that the tubby Mtley Cre-man is waging a war with frozen water and gravity--and losing. Of course, lack of grace and skill hasn't hindered Bristol Palin.
"Skating is a lot harder than I remembered," the man says.
Uh, yeah, Vince. Maybe you should see if they'll just let you drive the Zamboni instead.