Ah, Halloween, or as many call it, the Dress Like a Slut holiday. And Oklahoma City's Halloween Bash pageant was no exception. Hey, it's OK — it's just full glitz y'all!
Which means there are some spooky, scary things in store for glamour gals Chloe, Saryniti and Hallee—and for "Toddlers & Tiaras" viewers, too!
Let's chug some Red Bull and discuss what went down in tonight's episode…
Wax Pathetic: Chloe may be a wall-climbing Spider-Woman, but mom Jamie doesn't think she's necessarily a stunner. So it's off to the salon for a full set of golden highlights and — ouch! — an eyebrow wax. The kid is only 9, people!
Jesus Loves Winners: New stepmom Ca'Trina is a bible thumper, but she's not letting that stop her from
Another Argument for Flippers: Well, you don't want to look like a jack-o'-lantern do you?! Because according to
Serenity Now! So Ca'Trina managed to get matching "Pentecostal Beauty Saryniti" T-shirts for her entourage but forgot to pack a brush, comb and hot rollers to style her little angel's updo. Time to pray for a miracle!
Trick or Treat! Which costume scared you the most: Chloe's Daisy Duke, Saryniti's White Swan Bride, Hallee's Little Bo Peep or emcee Todd James' Batman?
Scene-Stealer: Sorry, but our favorite kid of the night was 4-year-old Alexis, who shyly smiled, crossed the stage...and picked her nose. Later at crowning, she had a full-on meltdown and crawled off stage. Love.
Prayers Answered: Both Saryniti and Hallee "won" Princess titles, with the li'l beef-jerky-loving Bo Peep also scoring the coveted Halloween Wear crown. And maybe waxing does pay off, as Chloe beat out smiley tweenbot Maybre for
So did the right gal win? Are you singing Saryniti's praises? Feeling bad for waxed-up Chloe? Throw your own meltdown on the Clicker's Facebook page!