Real Housewife Kathy and Richie Wakile's kids are in that difficult teen stage (which, in terms of maturity, is about the same as that difficult adult stage in Jersey, apparently), and a parental sit-down is called to make sure everybody's communicating.
Joey, 14, has actually written out a speech concerning his future potential bad habits.
And after that, if somebody don't show me the proper respect, I may hafta get up in their face. I may hafta kick some ass, maybe more. I might spray some champagne in some granny's ugly mug if I feel like it. Could be on a Friday night, could be Saturday. Just sayin'.