Sorry, Oprah. Better luck next time, Baba. Condolences, Letterman (though that would have been pretty awesome).
Conan O'Brien returned to the small screen last night, but instead of opting for a serious sit-down, he gave the exclusive to his late-night network and basic cable cohort George Lopez (who, it turns out, had quite the highlight-heavy show ).
So what did they talk about? Oh, you know: how many bathrooms Conan has in his fig (no, that is not a typo), the randiness of his wrist, the quantity of his boat's dog eyes, and which is the only language that's louder than Spanish.
But how did they talk about? That you've gotta see (or hear) to believe.