Why spend another dull Sunday throwing eggs down chimneys? Read this, the best of your Soup week, instead!
1. Today : She's a woman of many talents, this JWoww. She can urinate behind bars, and now she can write books. And she got all dressed up to drop by Today and promote her skills. That didn't include peeing on Kathie Lee and Hoda's set, which is almost like a bar.
One down, four to go!
5. You're Cut Off: It's an emotional moment when Nadia's loving granddad sends her a special video message from home. Either that, or Saddam is sending her a special video message from hell.