We'll say this: if not, it won't be for lack of wishful thinking.
Just two months ago, Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton together walked out of Westminster Abbey, onto the balcony of Buckingham Palace and into the hearts of wannabe matchmakers the world over, sparking both rumors and wishes that the Middleton and Mountbatten-Windsor families hadn't finished merging just yet.
So what's the deal? Has the woman dubbed Her Royal Hotness snagged her own Prince Charming? Are the owner of the world's most famous rear and the spare heir really getting it on, or are we being royally toyed with? Someone check the availability of Westminster Abbey, because this rumor is...
So false! In fact, to hear Prince Harry tell it, it couldn't be more false.
On Friday, the 26-year-old attended the Hard Rock Calling concert in London's Hyde Park, where he was seen getting flirty, chatting up a blonde American woman in the Live Nation VIP tent.
And just in case that wasn't enough of a clue as to his relationship status, the ginger prince apparently felt so at ease in his VIP company that he openly shot down the persistent rumors of a Pippa fling.
"Pippa? Ha!" he told fellow concertgoers right before taking in a set from The Killers, according to the always reliable Daily Mail. "No, I am not seeing anyone at the moment. I'm 100 percent single.
"I'm working a lot at the moment, so dating and watching TV are the last things I have time for."
So, while brother Prince William and sister-in-law Kate Middleton are heading to Canada and the U.S. this week, what are Prince Harry's summer plans?
"I am hoping to get a holiday in August. I haven't been to South Africa in a long time, so maybe I'll go there."