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'Savannah has typhoid': TODAY.com takes on 'Oregon Trail' video game

The website Internet Archive has released more than 2,300 classic computer games from the '80s and '90s, but perhaps none captures the Commodore-64 and Apple-IIe spirit more than "Oregon Trail."Does the game hold up? Who cares? I just wanted to see if I could win it once, as I had no such luck as a member of Eastchester Middle School's after-school computer club. I was not only a nerd, but also on
Oregon Trail
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The website Internet Archive has released more than 2,300 classic computer games from the '80s and '90s, but perhaps none captures the Commodore-64 and Apple-IIe spirit more than "Oregon Trail."

Does the game hold up? Who cares? I just wanted to see if I could win it once, as I had no such luck as a member of Eastchester Middle School's after-school computer club. I was not only a nerd, but also one who couldn't do nerd things well. What a catch!

And thanks to a TODAY.com assignment to verify if the free "Oregon Trail" download is the real deal — it is, and my computer shows no signs of dysentery — I also got the chance to see if I finally have what it takes to make it to Oregon. 

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It begins! Sure, I could "learn about the trail," but that would be educational. In retrospect, "Turn sound off" would have been a great idea before sojourning west, as my ears would bleed from the cacophony of chirps at each checkpoint. Spotify didn't exist in the early '90s, kids.

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To raise the stakes (and the point values), I've decided to play as a farmer from Illinois. To shatter my nerves, I've named the members of my traveling party Matt, Savannah, Al and Natalie — you know, completely random names for characters whose safety in a video game has no bearing on my current and future employment.

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With my $400, I bought four pairs of oxen, eight sets of clothes (I requested Armani, only to be met with blank stares), 20 boxes of bullets for hunting, a bunch of spare parts and 150 pounds of food, leaving me with $30 to spare. "You'll need flour, sugar, bacon and coffee," the general-store owner says. That's pretty much true of my life, no matter what I'm doing. Mmm... bacon.

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Say goodbye to Independence, Missouri, everyone! Also, somebody please snag Davy Crockett some clothes. He's scaring the locals.

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Are we there yet?

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It's 102 miles to the Kansas River crossing and we have a full wagon with oxen and a bunch of spare parts. It's dark, and we're not wearing sunglasses (because they haven't been invented yet). Hit it.

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Three days in, and there's already hardship. Worst trail ever.

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Ah, yes, the image that continues to haunt any gamer between the ages of 25 and 45. Will it (literally) all fall apart?

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Phew! Brush that dirt off your shoulder. No, really, there's some mud there or something. I only bought eight pairs of clothes for the five of us, so, show some pride.

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Since food supplies are running low, it's time to go out and hunt. The good news is I'm good at video-game hunting, especially the coveted buffalo, which provides 100 pounds of meat. The bad news is I look like a skeleton who's horrified by his actions.

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Ah, yes, it's not a game of "Oregon Trail" without everyone's favorite old-school maladies. You'll have to forgive Savannah if she's a little sluggish at the n̶e̶w̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶k̶ campfire today, as she has a touch of typhoid.

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If you're going to risk your life uprooting your family for a better life in Oregon, you might as well have a pool party with your oxen in Soda Springs. 

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Can you blame Al for being exhausted? #Rokerthon will do that to a guy.

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Man, I can't seem to keep any of these totally random traveling party members healthy. At least Matt's OK. In a related story, I can't stop tugging at my collar.

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Noooooo! You were loved, ox. Now, please allow me to see if said ox can count toward food. (It cannot, for some reason.)

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Perhaps I should start looking into other employment opportunities.

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OK, the big finish: All I have to do is navigate the Columbia River safely, and I may get to keep my job.

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Sorry, video-game Matt. Sorry, real-life accountant.

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On a happier note: I finally made it to video-game Oregon! Since I'm close to Portland, I'll put a bird on it.

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I even got a high score! Now, everyone will know that I'm an "adventurer," albeit an adventurer who may be forced to go on a quest for other jobs.

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