OMG, will Russell Brand's party be full of weenies or not?!
In what we can already tell is an improvement over last week's Saturday Night Live appearance, the skinny-trousered Brit plays himself in Big Time Beach Party, a one-hour special starring the Nickelodeon creation Big Time Rush, premiering Monday at 8 p.m. on Nick.
BTR--comprising cuties Kendall Schmidt, 20; James Maslow, 20; Carlos Pena Jr., 21; and Logan Henderson, 21--will be making its Kids' Choice Awards performance debut April 2. They'll warm up their event-TV muscles with a performance Monday on The View, where surely the ladies will find them absolutely adorable.
Here's hoping all of their appearances are drama-free, unlike Big Time Beach Party, which will be sprightly and musical and yet full of misunderstandings and relationships torn asunder. And will someone get Russell Brand his vegetarian cocktail weenies?!