Things have been tough at the garish, Garden State Guidice abode. On The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa and Joe have been dealing with bankruptcy and backstabbing, and now the burden of fame is starting to take its toll on the high-energy Jersey girl and her pit boss-like hubby.
For God's sake, when she signed on for a hit reality show, she had no idea it'd turn into this!
That's so weird.
Because right now, Brad is saying to Angelina, "Gee, honey. You ever felt like we're just two broke, unattractive guidos prone to physical violence against family members whose only claim to fame is fighting, shopping, and gossiping on a shallow reality show favored by Star magazine? I wonder if anyone else feels like that?"
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