It's rude (and, frankly, too easy) to call Kim Kardashian a fame whore, so we won't. Fame woman of the night is much more respectable.
Said night-woman and her momager Kris Jenner popped up on Rachael Ray this morning. And we learned that, believe it or not, there are some things that Kim won't endorse...
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I swear! I swear I'm not leaching off my children for 10 percent of their money and residual fame! I wouldn't do that to my piggy bank--I mean retirement fund, I mean body full of fresh organs for when mommy starts to decay, I mean child! Child! That's the one I mean. Um, forget you heard that organ part...