Prince William and Kate Middleton touch down into Tinseltown today, and they've got a schedule so packed, they make Kim Kardashian look lame.
After a busy week in Canada, the newlyweds have come to L.A. to do what the town does best: partying. Their first shindig happens tonight at a private mansion in the Hancock Park district, where they will rub shoulders with Britain's consul-general, Barbara Hay.
But rest up, royals...you've got a full weekend of partying ahead of yourselves!
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The fun continues on Saturday where the duo will attend a swank charity polo match in Santa Barbara. That evening, they'll head back to Hollywood and get their celebrity on at the Belasco Theater, where the British Academy of Film and Television Arts is honoring British talent.
VIPs who RSVP'd to party alongside the royals include Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks and maybe even Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony.
Will and Kate, we hereby dub you the Most Valuable Partyers of this week. Get crunk, you two crazy kids!
Just not as crunk as the recipient of the Party Foul of the Week: That honor goes to none othan that America's favorite guidette, Snooki.
Snooks has hit us again with her drunken antics. Luckily this time there were no arrests...just video evidence.
The homemade video shows a drunk Snooks romancing her latest victim: a plant. In the footage, the Jersey Shore starlet dances and serenades the plant, proving that she's about seven shots too deep.
Somehow we doubt she'll be on the guest list for Will and Kate's fancy L.A. fete.