Paris Hilton has found a replacement for men: her pet monkey.
The partying heiress — who recently declared a moratorium from dating guys — says that her new in-bed companion is her baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
“I don’t do that [have sex] unless I’m in a relationship. I’m old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!” Hilton told Australian Cosmopolitan. “Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.”
When asked how she would describe herself to someone who had never heard of her, the super-slim Hilton told the mag: “I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice — and I like to eat.”
DiCaprio takes dip with the dolphins
While Hilton is sleeping with a monkey, Leonardo DiCaprio has been swimming with the dolphins.
The “Blood Diamond” star — a staunch environmentalist — spent a day in the pool at Las Vegas’s Mirage, paddling around in the water with new girlfriend Bar Refaeli, and then took in an evening performance of Cirque du Soleil’s “Love,” according to a tipster.
DiCaprio’s rep wasn’t available for comment.
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