It could be the most lucrative wedding the world has seen since TomKat tied the knot: Prince William, second in line to the British throne, will marry Kate Middleton on April 29 in a wedding replete with pomp, circumstance, horses, carriages--and plenty of souvenirs for the rest of us.
Haven't bought your unofficial Crown Jewels royal wedding condoms yet? Or maybe you prefer something more official--such as the tea towels and china that have been approved by the House of Windsor itself.
The list of royal wedding tchochkes--official and otherwise--is huge and growing by the minute. See the best of the best in our Royal Wedding Trinkets and Knick-Knacks gallery!