Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka's daughter and son just received the gift of a lifetime: a chance to live the much-coveted life of Eloise, right down the very last tea-drenched detail.
Harris, 42, posted an adorable collage on his Instagram page Saturday showing the many adventures his children, Harper Grace, 5, and Gideon Scott, 5, had at the Plaza Hotel in New York City this past weekend.
As if simply being in the place made famous by everyone's favorite troublemaker wasn't enough, the kids are also pictured wearing fluffy robes and slippers and dining on fancy pastries.
The only thing missing? A pet turtle and pug, of course. Unfortunately, pets are not permitted at this Eloise Suite.
In the caption accompanying the fun photo, Harris wrote: "Yesterday I filmed a secret thing that I can't discuss, but it was filmed at the Plaza Hotel.
"When we wrapped, they let us stay in a fancy penthouse suite and have tea in the Palm Court. The kids were blown away (as was I). Thanks, @theplazahotel, for spoiling my children. #eloise."
For the uninitiated, Eloise is the precocious and fabulous little girl in the eponymous children's book series dreamed up by author Kay Thompson.
For those considering treating their children to a similar experience, be prepared to pay the extravagant price: The "Eloise Suite Experience," as it's billed online, is $2,043 per night before taxes.
But it just might be worth it: The suite is located on the 18th floor and decorated in a candy-striped palette of pink and black. Eloise's name is written in neon lights, and the walls are decorated with prints by series illustrator Hilary Knight.
The "Experience" also comes with an Eloise holiday gift set, Eloise DVDs and books (likely best watched on the giant flat screen TV in the suite), a tea set, Eloise and Weenie dolls, Eloise robes and towels, afternoon tea for two, a key chain, a $100 gift card for the Eloise Shop, a puzzle, a tote and more.
Oh my Lord.