Madonna took a "holiday" by visiting "The Tonight Show" Thursday night, but she was still working it hard!
The iconic musician, who visited to promote her new album "Rebel Heart," dove in feet first and dominated the episode with multiple appearances, including a rendition of 1983's "Holiday" with The Roots and Fallon on classroom instruments (everybody wore sunglasses, too):
She also tried stand-up comedy in her interview with Fallon: "Will you guys laugh if my jokes suck?" she asked the audience before getting up on the stage and earned some enthusiastic applause.
She cracked wise jokes about how she likes to date younger men. "I looked at my [15-year-old] son [Rocco] without thinking and said, 'Do you have any friends you could introduce me to?'"
Fallon nearly fell over laughing, but let's face it: She shouldn't quit her day job yet.
And that, she's got down pat, singing "Bitch, I'm Madonna" with Diplo later in the show, an interesting backstage performance that worked its way out to the audience!
(Warning: As the title indicates, the language is a tad salty ... but do you expect any less from Madonna?)
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. EST.