Thankfully, the late-night comedy community is here to help!
Despite just about all late-night shows suspending production indefinitely due to the coronavirus pandemic, the stars posted their own monologues online Tuesday night.
Jimmy Fallon posted a video from what appears to be his kids' playroom. He sang a song about the coronavirus during St. Patrick's Day, tried some Irish foods and even did his best to read a monologue despite his only audience being his wife, Nancy Juvonen, who happened to be doubling as his camerawoman.
Both Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel had incredible graphics for their videos, courtesy of their kids.
"You know, you learn a lot about yourself when you're isolated at home," Kimmel joked. "For instance, I learned that I have two young children."
Conan O'Brien — who has said previously his DNA test shows he's 100% Irish — had a very short St. Patrick's Day message to share. He demonstrated how to wash your hands in the "St. Patty's Day"-style with some...err...interesting ingredients. Kids, don't try this one at home.