"Scott Disick's cane" is not a euphemism.
"He wanted the new fall fashion accessory and he was like, 'This is going to be my cane,'" Kourtney Kardashian explained tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live, when he flashed a picture of Scott wielding a fancy walking stick and suggested that it was things like that which make him a bit of an odd man out around Kourtney's family.
"I'll say 'Let's go to Starbuck, literally to get a coffee,' and he'll say, 'Oh, I need my cane!'" Kourtney said, the cane anecdotes causing more than a few LOL's on our end.
So, what other dirt did Jimmy get out of the E! star?
Well, aside from the fact that there are 12 new Kardashian-related shows coming out this year (Jimmy guessed 11, but Kourtney put him in his place), the star of the upcoming Kourtney &Kim Take New York said that little sis Khlo is being awfully secretive about her new venture with hubby Lamar Odom.
"She's shady in general about this show," Kourtney exclaimed. "Kim and I call [Khlo] and she's like," lowering her voice to a whisper, "'I'm filming,' and she doesn't tell us anything that's going on.
"What goes on in the Odom household? We don't know!"
Kourtney surmised the Khlo might be "mad because she's not coming to New York," but she acknowledged that Khlo was totally "over it."
"In Miami she was over it and I made her go the second time, she hated me, and by New York time she was over it," Kourtney recalled. "She said, 'I can't do the store again.'"
Which made room for Kim, and the rest will surely be reality-TV history.