So what do you think of JUSTLENA? --Bindira, via the inbox
You speak of a newly minted and paparazzi friendly couple consisting, reportedly, of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
So let's determine their new, convenient media nickname once and for all, shall we?
Precedent dictates that we take the first part of the guy's name and the second part of the girl's--hence Robsten, or the erstwhile Gyllenspoon--or vice versa. So, as much as I like, say, SeBeeb, it doens't fit the protocol.
Instead, we're left with, say:
Justena Biebez Bobbleheads Who Love Each Other Gober
Or do you have a better idea? I'm sure you do.