"If an alien landed here and demanded a famous person to eat, I'd drive straight to Adam Sandler's house with a net."
A scathing statement like that can only mean one thing: Jimmy Kimmel's back with a new edition of "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets."
In the eighth installment of the popular "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" series, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler and other celebs read some brutal, "ugly" tweets while maintaining a straight face — staying true to the series' deadpan style.
One user asked, "How old is Bob Newhart now — about 120?"
Another tweeted, "Guys, John Stamos has a gross belly button :/" leaving us wondering if there's any hope left for the Internet.
Thankfully, the celebs have a great sense of humor (and thick skin) about it.
Love the loathing? Check out past "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets."