Have you gotten a look at Kim Kardashian's cornrows? Look, I love Kim but this makes her look so black that she's now going to date herself.
And we all got a peek at Paula Abdul's new style this week when she visited Letterman. Not that she can take credit for it. Her imaginary friend told her to wear the dress.
See who else I'm riffing on this week with this bonus clip of Fashion Police jokes that didn't make it on-air. After you've watched the show, of course!