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Some people would listen to Bette Midler sing the phone book — she's that good. (Include us in that club!)
But on Monday night, Jimmy Kimmel gave the Divine Miss M something even more random to sing on "Live" — Kim Kardashian's tweets!
"What color is that dress?" Midler emoted, standing in front of a giant photo of Kardashian and a man playing the piano. "I see white and gold; Kanye sees black and blue. Who is color blind?"
Meanwhile, the original, less grammatically-correct tweet flashed on the screen below.
"Ugh I hate falling asleep with my makeup on," she continued, quoting another tweet.
Middler even set this one to music:
We also learned one other great bit of trivia about Midler (at least, according to Kimmel): The 69-year-old Oscar-nominated actress/singer has a chicken named after the author of those amazing tweets.
Wonders never cease! Check out the video for yourself!