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Did Paris throw a punch over ex-boyfriend?

Paris Hilton ran down ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at the Art Basel festivities in Miami last week, according to the New York Post’s Page Six.
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Engaging in the kind of behavior that generally results in a restraining order, Paris Hilton ran down ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at the Art Basel festivities in Miami last week, according to the New York Post’s Page Six.

The heirheaded drama began fittingly at the Art Basel kickoff party, where Stavros worked his paid hosting gig, the newspaper reports. Little did Paris know, the Greek shipping heir was there with Brandon Davis’ ex-girlfriend, Caroline Vreeland.

“Paris beelined for Stavros, but he was chatting up Caroline,” a source said. “He was completely ignoring Paris, and she was furious. She shot them evil looks and finally stormed up to them and started screaming at Caroline.”

Another female suffered a violent version of the rich gal’s wrath the following evening when, Page Six reports, Paris trailed her former sweetie and company to three different nightclubs. “Paris saw that Stavros was with a girl, and she went crazy,” said one insider. “She literally stood on Stavros' table and began screaming at him. Then she started dancing and trying to get his attention.”

Stavros and his date decided to leave, but Paris followed to the next nightclub. “Paris went to great lengths trying to get Stavros' date kicked out, begging club security to get rid of the girl,” said the witness. “Paris was so furious, she ended up walking up to the girl and just punched her.”

The only thing missing from this story is the lawsuit. What’s more, a representative for Paris told Page Six this account is untrue. “Paris was at both clubs but at no time physically struck anyone,” the rep said. “These accusations are completely false."

Ozzy’s vasectomy merry-go-round Is there nothing Ozzy Osbourne won’t do for his lovely wife, Sharon? Monsters and Critics reports that rock’s Prince of Darkness had a vasectomy for his second spouse only to put his package back under the knife for a later reversal.

After racking up a total of six kids – three with first wife Thelma (including his adoption of Thelma’s son Elliot) and three with now-wife Sharon, Ozzy felt fairly confident about snipping his business. Sharon was all for it, too.

“Every time I came off tour, we'd go to bed and Sharon would get pregnant,” Ozzy remembered. “So she said, ‘You've got to have the old snip otherwise you're not coming close to me!’ So I had it done.”

Exercising a woman’s prerogative, Sharon then changed her mind. “She got broody, saying 'I want another baby!’” Ozzy remembers. “I said, ‘Well I can't do it anymore.’ She said, ‘You can have it reversed.’ The doctor told me to make up my bloody mind! I did have it reversed in the end."

Alas, Sharon contracted a viral infection that prevented her from becoming pregnant. “It did me in emotionally,” Sharon said about learning the bad news. “And then I thought, ‘I have three gorgeous kids, what is there to be unhappy about?’”

Hayden hates media’s body obsession A veteran of tabloid body jabs, “Heroes” hottie Hayden Panettiere feels for Jennifer Love Hewitt. Her own picked-apart pics didn’t take over the headlines like the now-infamous shots of Jennifer’s backside, but Hayden told People the pain was the same.

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“Did you see TMZ the other day, where I bent over and they took a picture of me, and there was a whole conversation on whether I had cottage cheese thighs or not?” Hayden asked. “It makes me feel awful. I'm sorry, but no woman looks good under overhead lighting. It was not good lighting.”

Apparently JLH’s recent plight brought it all back for the 18-year-old actress. “I'm a teenage girl and I have the same body issues,” Hayden insisted. “There are parts of my body that I don't mind, and there're parts of my body that I absolutely can't stand. And I don't need somebody pointing them out to me, because trust me, I know they're there.

“You don't need to tell anyone else about it. It doesn't need to be strewn across a magazine. It's my business. And the fact that you don't have anything better to talk about than my thigh fat is absolutely absurd. It just goes to show you the pathetic people in this world.”

Throwing in a sympathetic shout out to “The Ghost Whisper” star, Hayden added, “I give Jennifer Love Hewitt all the support in the world. She's beautiful."

Dish on the fly Speaking of unfortunate rear views, Female First claims Jack Black plans on shedding his extra pounds pronto. The actor found his motivation after getting a gander of his bare backside on film. “When I could see it for myself on screen it was shocking,” the “School of Rock” star said. “It was like I had three asses. I thought I had a more shapely derriere but my buttocks had double chins, and that's not right. I've joined the gym now. The next time I bare my behind it is going to look a lot better!” … Guy Ritchie told the UK’s Daily Mirror that when wife Madonna first crossed the Atlantic, she hated the “Madge” moniker pressed upon her by the British media. That is, until she learned it was shorthand for “Your Majesty.” “She's settled in quite nicely, that Madge,” bragged Guy.

Tabloid Tidbits is compiled by Ree Hines and Helen A.S. Popkin.