It may have been a few weeks since anyone's thoughts were occupied with Courtney Stodden -- the 17-year-old aspiring reality TV star who married 51-year-old "Lost" actor Doug Hutchison in May -- but that doesn't mean she's gone away. No, she's been going to church in a little black dress and chatting with The FABlife.
It seems life in the Stodden/Hutchison household, based on Courtney's telling, has a fractured fairy tale quality.
"A typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you," she said. "I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you’ve ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup’s done. I get up at around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don’t care about anything else."
And in a matter of moments, she's got Hutchison running around for her foundation, after stray coffee beans, feathers and high heels -- just generally treating her like royalty.
"Doug is wonderful," she said. "I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me is, like, a princess."
Not that he can't be a little, well, out of touch. While he's got her watching "I Love Lucy" and "Green Acres" reruns (which she swears she just loves!), she's turned him on to bands like Maroon 5. Which, he naturally calls "Monsoon 5."
"It’s so embarrassing, but it’s darling too," said Stodden.
Which might just sum up the whole relationship.
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