Nicki Minaj can probably be pretty intimidating, but she's not the boss of the police.
Though the wig-fancying hip-hop star tweeted today that any man who lifted a finger against her would've been carried out "on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off," the official incident report taken following her altercation with a so-called friend who was staying with her at a Dallas hotel on Monday states that he shoved a suitcase in Minaj's face.
And yet, somehow, his balls remained intact.
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Officers who responded to a call from a hotel staffer observed "slight swelling and redness to [Minaj's] chin" and that "her teeth struck the inside of her lower lip, causing the inside of the lower lip to cut and start to bleed."
Medics checked her out, the report states, after which Minaj declined to press charges against her ungentlemanly roommate, who's been identified as Safaree Samuels--who, via Twitter and Facebook, has denied ever laying a hand "on ANY woman."
Minaj told police, per the report, that she merely wanted her suitcase back and that she didn't want Samuels removing any belongings from their room. She told the cops that she and Samuels were "only friends" and had never been involved in an intimate relationship.
The rapper also refused to let authorities photograph her reported injuries.
--Reporting by Claudia Rosenbaum