Part of the intoxicating thrill of following The Bachelor is picking the one marriage-hungry woman you just know will be the perfect life-mate for ultimate catch Brad.
But if you had your bets riding on Ashley, you were shut down big time this week as picky Mr. Womack sent the fragile young thing packing for what will no doubt be an empty life of hoarding cats.
And drama-friendly Ash didn't go down without a spectacular meltdown over a man she barely knows, reaching a new Bachelor high in low self-esteem. Which spells out sheer entertainment for you.
And there's more where that came from as your beloved Joel McHale turns one lady's tears into laughter for millions on a new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!