The report of their divorce is greatly exaggerated.
Chris Hemsworth is laughing off claims that his six-year marriage to Elsa Pataky is on the rocks — and so are we.
The 33-year-old Aussie hunk mocked the rumor with a hilarious photo on Instagram, along with the caption: "Looking for a new wife according to @womansdayaus and other misleading outlets! Honey you still love me right?!"
The photo shows the "Thor" star in a sailboat, with his hand to his brow, peering across the water with Pataky, 40, at his side. The caption includes the hashtag #thanksfortheheadsup.
The Spanish actress responded back with a sweet photo of the two, who wed in 2010, lounging with their pooch.
"Ahora y siempre! Always and forever!!" the mom of three wrote.
The report Hemsworth hammered down appeared in Australia's Woman's Day, which insisted the lovebirds were "living separate lives."
"They’ve decided they need space, and they’ve been taking a little break from each other,” a "close friend" purportedly told the mag.
Hemsworth's brother, the equally hunky Liam Hemsworth, is reportedly engaged to singer Miley Cyrus.
The on-again-off-again couple have been coy about whether there'll be a wedding.
Liam Hemsworth told GQ Australia in May: "People will figure it out, they already have... They're not dumb."