Britney Spears tops Mr. Blackwell’s annual Worst-Dressed list for looking like “an over-the-hill Lolita.”
Mary-Kate Olsen’s dumpster chic lands her in second place.
Blackwell says it looks like Olsen needs bug spray instead of perfume.
Blackwell calls Jessica Simpson a “cut-rate Rapunzel slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner.”
Mariah Carey is criticized for her skimpy outfits.
Anna Nicole Smith is described as “Queen Kong in cheap lingerie.”
Blackwell says Lindsay Lohan is “drowning in grown-up groaners.”
He adds that Renee Zellweger looks like a “painted pumpkin on a pogo stick.”