After emerging from the hinterlands of Alaska to conquer the worlds of dance and unwed teen pregnancy spokespersoning (for five figures, she's available for special event and holiday programs), multi-talent Bristol Palin has finally written a memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, chronicling her first 20 years.
With sweet toddler Tripp in tow as a shield of heart-melting cuteness against any truly claws-out questions, Palin stopped by The View this morning for a little girl talk about bad boy baby daddy Levi Johnston, and what can happen when a gal mixes camping and booze with the call of the wild...
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Memoir spoiler alert: After the theft of her lost virginity, Palin stayed with Johnston for some five years, during which time her virginity was repeatedly purloined, swiped, and filched.
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