Something tells us Levi Johnston is not going to be a fan of Bristol Palin's upcoming memoir.
The 20-year-old single mom is bringing a whole new meaning to tell-all (and perhaps a little TMI) in the upcoming Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, dishing specifically on her "gnat" of a baby daddy and the tawdry details of the night she lost her virginity to him while drunk.
So, what harsh words did Bristol have for her Playgirl "model" ex? Hint: It's not pretty.
After referring to him as "the gnat named Levi Johnston constantly spreading false accusations against our family," she goes on to call him a self-involved slacker "who cheated on me about as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates."
But, that's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
Up next is her virginity, which she says she lost to Johnston on a camping trip...after getting drunk for the first time on wine coolers. When she woke up the next morning in her tent alone, Bristol said she had no recollection of what happened. Meanwhile, Johnston, was talking "with his friends on the other side of the canvas."
But, wait, there's more.
Although the ex-couple agreed not to have sex again until they were married, they continued to do so. Bristol, who insists she was on birth control pills prescribed to treat her cramps at the time, soon discovered she was pregnant.
And what was Johnston's reaction to the pregnancy?
"Better be a (bleeping) boy," he reportedly said.
Meanwhile, Johnston is scheduled to release his own book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, this fall, which he claims will set the record straight on his interactions with the Palins.
Bristol's memoir, co-written with Nancy French, is due out next week.
So, tell us, will you be reading Bristol's memoir?